Thursday, February 17, 2011

Xombies In Comics

I've always liked the idea of anyone vs. zombies. It will probably get out of hand like everything else but for now, it's been a fun ride.

Marvel had comic books (Marvel Zombies) which was a different take on it. If you've never read them, I won't give anything away, let's just say it affects superheroes differently. Then in like a spin-off I guess, there was Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness. Army of Darkness (or Evil Dead III) was a hilarious movie that starred Bruce Campbell (Ash Williams) who played in the previous Evil Dead's. It got out of hand in a humorous way  from the first two Evil Dead's because he went back in time...but there was still demons involved. Anyway, the comic has him intertwined in the Marvel universe with his chainsaw and 'buffoonery'. Alternate realities collide in both comics. It's pretty neat.

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Of course The Walking Dead, which I doubt anyone outside the comic world new existed before the AMC series came out in October, buuut, they know now. Also, I loved the series for the short 1st season (6 episodes) and I cannot wait for the 2nd season to start this October. It was a hit.


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Besides the popular comics out there, there have been numerous fan comics. One I just got the chance to read is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Walking Dead which if you've never seen Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World you may not get some of the jokes. It was a fantastic gaming based movie which you should watch (peer pressure) and then read this comic. It has all the quirks found in the movie. =)


And if you have ever played the Left4Dead games for the PC or Xbox and wondered how it all started and some backstory, read The Sacrifice. How did the zombie virus start? How did these 4 come together? What are their backstories? How does the virus spread? Are they immune? Don't they bit you in the game? Yeah, that's some of the questions I was thinking while playing the game. I have to know! Not like it wasn't enjoyable without knowing all of the details. The not knowing might have made it that much better, actually.

All of a sudden I just had to post this. I get in zombie moods soo, that's when I usually think of something. Next time...Xombie Art!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Questions About Zombies #1

***What happens if they can't get human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death - they are already dead. (question posed by Rajesh Koothrappali in the Big Bang Theory)***

When a human being is hungry, they eat to sustain themselves. Zombies will always eat because they are driven by their hunger and when no human flesh or organs are available to them, because after awhile there just isn't any left, it will seem like they are starving and dying out. The fact is, well my assumption based on movies, when corpses are reanimated they start decomposing from that point even further. No matter if there is an infinite supply of food for zombies to feed, zombies will NOT be able to continue to 'live'. The only thing that drives zombies to crawl, walk, hobble, or drag themselves with one arm is their insatiable hunger. After awhile, even if food is available to them, they will decompose. Basically, I am clarifying that zombies don't starve to death, they decompose to a further and final death.
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In response to my own response, based on my logic (if you want to call it that) it would be beneficial if apocalypse's went according to plan. What I mean is, you've seen movies where they try and quarantine the outbreak and shoot anyone that even acts like a zombie. 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Land of the Dead, etc. ALOT of them. But they all try and keep zombies out so everyone that is healthy is in one central location. The problem with this is, when one zombie breaks down the door and bites a guard or someone inside that really doesn't know what's going on because they aren't informed the whole plan is shot to shit. Then you have the army on the rooftops shooting everything that moves.

Information is the key. If a small scale outbreak of a virus happens or some kid was gnawing on another slower kid in the streets we have a right to know! There is Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, all kinds of messaging -- inform the masses! Especially the masses with guns. YES, I am contributing to violence against stenches. When shit goes down, find the rednecks with guns! Good golly gee. Don't herd everyone into a central location like you are helping, it makes the situation worse when the control shifts, because when people get together in a mass and nobody knows what's going on they turn into animals. Like how one elephant out of the bunch gets spooked, they all trumpet and stampede and kill everything by stepping on them.

So once we know, then what? Land of the Dead took it a step farther. They had a central location surrounded by water. Smart, neh? Well zombies don't have to breathe so once they figured out they could walk on the bottom in the water to the other side, it was all over. Granted George Romero movies have a spin to zombie portrayal--they watch and learn. You would think that once the brain has died, maybe just leaving the brain stem for movement, that all other thoughts besides 'eat' would be non-existent. Still GREAT movies if you haven't had a chance to view them, do so.

[Back on track]
This is probably more for officials:

1. Inform the masses of any outbreaks

2. Locate a central location of main 'attacks' and track them
    = Zombies, like sheep, will follow other zombies in hopes of stealing 'kills' for themselves (not like sheep). Because of this, it should be easy to track a whole horde's movements to see what attracts the majority of them.
    = Hell, see if someone will be brave enough to attach loud noisy objects like bells and air horns to zombies they see, and then run for it. Kind of herd them together. All these football players and sports people who get paid to run? There we go, I found a job for them. Zombie herders.

3. a. If they are slow zombies, lure them to a construction zone and start herding them into piles using bulldozers. Then they can be burned and whatever you see fit.

3. b. If they are fast zombies, such as those that have 'the rage' like in 28 Days Later, slow them down. How fast does concrete dry? Zombies don't climb buildings, take them down the street and have them step in some fresh concrete. It'll slow them down because of the weight of the wet concrete. muahaha

I'm still working on the plan myself. When it comes to me, it will be posted for whoever to read. Of course, I'm open to suggestions or other tidbits of information.

Monday, February 7, 2011

What do you mean life lessons?

Horror movies teach us lessons about how to survive in life or death situations. Throughout this informative blog there will be tips and suggestions outlined from horror movies on how to survive and maintain yourself and possibly others in certain situations.

I believe in 'natural selection' as much as any horror movie shows. The stupid, despite being lucky for a short time, usually end up not surviving. . .you know, dead. All of a sudden one day while watching George Romero's Night of the Living Dead I decided that I wanted to know what I would do if there was an onslaught of zombies/stinkers/stenches running amuck. And if I suddenly ended up with stupid people. . .how would I make them last so that they could be sacrificed at opportune moments to save a group of people? It seemed like a good time to think of such things, what with zombies as popular as they are.

Speaking of which, who doesn't have a zombie blog? What movie these days doesn't have zombies in them in some form or another? Zombie's have been around for a long time in the movies. But, I won't get into history, I will just blab. Also, I will not be reviewing movies to such an extent as other people are already doing, that's not my thing. I like 'facts' if you will. The little tidbits that make you ask yourself. . .would that actually work?

This shall be the mythbusters for horror movies soo. . .gorebusters. HA This will be mostly zombie-themed for the time being because that's what movies I am watching, video games I've been playing, comic books I've been reading, and weapons for the coming apocalypse that I've been stocking up for...but in the long run, it will be divided into sections of different types of horror movies, of course. There are a lot of good ones that don't have zombies in it. I'm serious. Go look them up, classics. If you haven't, watch the Aliens series, at least. Brilliant disturbed minds come up with these plots and gore!! APPRECIATE!! It is healthy to scare yourself shitless once in awhile.

Next time. . .why are you tripping while running in the woods? DON'T FALL WOMAN, GET UP!